So you’ve had a great night, you’ve scored and now all your mates want to hear the details. But dishing the dirt can be a little awkward – some even find it a little uncomfortable mentioning the ‘S’ word. So here are 69 other ways to say you’ve just had sex.
- Romp romp in the stomp stomp
- horizontal jogging
- Playing chess
- Sliming the banana
- Slamming the clam
- Rolling the hay
- Pounding the punani pavement
- Praying with the knees upwards
- Going balls-deep
- Funny business
- Filling her out like an applications
- Disappointing the wife
- Dipping the crane in the oil well
- Root
- Ron Coote
- Ford Falcon Ute
- Make love
- Horizontal refreshment
- Pierce the hogshead
- A roll in the hay
- Do the deed
- Put the key in the ignition hole
- Ride below the crupper
- Fornicate
- Coitus
- Screwing
- Shucking the oyster
- Bringing an al dente noodle to the spaghetti house
- Speaking the bearded clam
- Doinking
- Entering the castle
- Engraving the cave
- Threading the needle
- Doing the upside down Macarena
- Riding the bone train
- Shag
- Bedroom rodeo
- Shaking off the sheets
- Get down and dirty
- Make the beast with two backs
- Wetting the willy
- Getting your jollies off
- Knocking boots
- Two-ball in the middle pocket
- Taking the hot dog bus to taco town
- Banana in a fruit salad
- Haul someone’s ashes
- Wind somebody’s little ball of yarn
- Hanky panky
- Marital congress
- Bumping barrels
- Passing the gravy
- Parting the pink sea
- Paddling up Coochie Creek
- Roasting the broomstick
- Going in the nappy dugout
- The old in-out in-out
- Playing hide the salami
- Basting the turkey
- Shake hands with a very dear friend
- Playing with the box the kids came in
- Going 20 toes
- The horizontal Lambada
- Bumping uglies
- Doing the nasty in the pasty
- Riding the baloney pony
- Smooshing booties
- Going heels to Jesus
- Mummy and daddy cuddles