Jonah Falcon, the Man With the World's Largest Penis, Answers 20 Questions About the World's Largest Penis - Men's Health Magazine Australia

Jonah Falcon, the Man With the World’s Largest Penis, Answers 20 Questions About the World’s Largest Penis

t's not easy having the largest penis in the world. It's not always hard either.

There are big penises, and there are huge penises.

Then there’s Jonah Falcon’s penis.

Though the Guinness Book of World Records doesn’t have a “biggest penis” category, Falcon—whose member measures 34.3cm when erect—has been the unofficial title holder for more than two decades.

His impressive appendage first gained attention after Falcon appeared in the 1999 HBO Documentary Private Dicks: Men Exposed. Then, his fame skyrocketed when Rolling Stone wrote a 2003 feature on him titled: “Mr. Big: Jonah Falcon’s Giant Penis Problem.”

“​​Tense your forearm. Now wrap your hand around the middle of the muscle. That is the girth of Falcon’s erection,” the article reads. “Those who have witnessed it describe it as ‘grotesque,’ “gorgeous,’ ‘hideous’ and ‘stunning.’” Falcon once appeared on The Daily Show and stated his foreskin could completely envelop a doorknob.

For years, Falcon’s dick defined him, but these days he’s trying to focus on his work as an actor and caregiver, as well as on his love life. Still, he was kind enough to take a trip down memory lane for the latest instalment of Men’s Health 20 Questions; for everyone out there who’s ever wondered what it’s like to be known for having the world’s biggest penis, you’re about to find out.

1) MH: When and how did you first realise your penis was substantially larger than other people’s?

JF: Oddly enough, the other kids in the boarding school knew but I didn’t. I was roughly 20cm at age ten (yes, I measured), but I didn’t think anything of it until two of them informed me years later that I was beating many of the older kids by a large margin. No one ever brought it up to me, but it did retroactively explain their behavior when thinking back on it.

2. How did you become famous for having a big dick?

New York City club scene, at first. A famous drag queen thought I was a cute twink, but on second notice, saw I had a gigantic bulge in my pants. Needless to say, word got around. I then got roped into HBO’s Private Dicks: Men Exposed documentary, and when asked by the Howard Stern Show to come on, I said, “Sure, why not?” Mistake? Maybe. But it happened.

3. You’ve said in the past that you wouldn’t want to do porn. How do you feel about that now? Is your stance still the same?

I still don’t. I can’t get fully hard when people are watching to begin with, and even if I wanted to, I need to get back to a 32-inch waist.

4) What’s the best part of having a large penis?

I don’t have that insecurity, and I think I have a more open mind because I’m not constantly trying to prove myself. I don’t need a fancy car, I don’t need a gun, I happily wear a mask, and so on, because I don’t have to prove my masculinity to anyone else. I’ll wear all pink, dammit!

5) What’s the worst part of having a big penis?

Preconceptions. For some reason, having 13-plus inches means I’m a bad person, or I’m egotistic, or I’m a porn star, or I’m dumb, or I’m a slut. Also, I’m sick and tired of having people wanting me to measure it in front of them. I’ve done it 10,000 times—enough already!

6) What are some challenges of having a massive penis that most people wouldn’t even think of?

My balls are proportionate in size, so I wrap my cock off to the left so I don’t have all that squeezing. Also, I have my “incognito” pants that are baggy, and I put my wallet in the left pocket [to hide my penis from being visible through my pants].

7) You say you’ve slept with numerous A-list celebrities, including Oscar nominees and winners. Without naming them, can you tell us how they reached out to you and what the sex has been like? Any super memorable experiences?

Friends of friends. And they know I’m into personality more than anything else. I’m very snuggly.

8) How has your life changed for the better for having a big dick?

Hard to say. My weight has always fluctuated because I’ve never worried about finding people to have sex with. I’m more self-conscious about my weight [now], but working out and playing sports on weekends have kept me in good shape. I also wonder how many more opportunities I’d get if my cock size were unknown.

9) A few years ago, you famously had a feud with Roberto Cabrera over who actually has the world’s largest penis. Why was it so important to you to come out on top?

Feud? Hardly. Reporters have constantly asked me what I thought, and I give the honest answer: look at the CAT scan. I’ve never felt the need to come to the media and say anything.

10) How would you describe your relationship with Cabrera now?

What relationship? I don’t know him. I’ve never spoken to him.

11) Do you have women and men chasing you for your large penis?

Yes, especially from conservative countries. You should see all the Facebook and Instagram messages I get from some of these people.

12) How have you been able to make money off of your enormous member, if you have?

Sure. I’ve gotten paid by various TV shows and documentaries. I’ve been flown to England and Germany several times, which was delightful because, for my trips, I was a tourist for a week, excluding the two to three hours of doing a show. It turned me into quite the Anglophile.

13) You’ve said you first got noticed for your big penis during a TSA check at the airport. Can you take us through that experience? Were you embarrassed, proud, or both?

Neither. I understood their concerns and just allowed them to do their job. I simply explained the situation, allowed them to examine me. No, I never had to take off my pants, and it was just a 10-minute side stop.

14) What’s your advice to men who say they wish they had a bigger penis?

A hot bod and a winning personality will attract far more than a large cock if you’re looking for sex. I see hot guys with ripped abs, and *I* feel inadequate. Otherwise, no one cares if you have a small cock except yourself. Don’t bring it up, and if they make comments, just show how experienced you are at using your mouth. Trust me. I’ve been rendered helpless by a good blowjob. The same will happen going down on a hot guy or gal.

15) What are your views on the currently available supplements, procedures, and stretching techniques for guys to increase the size of their penis?

They only make it so you get harder, not bigger.

16) I read a rumor that you can perform autofellatio, or at least that you could at one point in your life. Care to elaborate?

Yeah, from age ten to eighteen, I used to suck myself. I can’t anymore with my upper back pain.

17) How often can you not have penetrative sex (or have to stop having sex) because you’re too big?

If your partner is excited, they can take a fire hydrant. Look, I’ve had one partner say that they’d tried getting fucked by big cocks, but they always hurt, but I was shockingly easy, even though I am a little thicker than my wrist. I’m pretty slow, anyway. I love kissing and making out, and I am pretty good at oral. Slow and steady wins the race.

18) I’m assuming your family has read articles about you. How do they respond to your record-breaking penis?

It’s not a topic of conversation.

19) I’ve noticed in porn that guys with huge penises can’t get fully rock-hard. There simply seems not to be enough blood supply. Is that something you ever struggle with?

No. It’s all psychological. If I’m not turned on, I won’t get hard. I don’t spring up immediately, though, so give me time. (Also, porn actors are forced to have sex for hours on end and often with partners who don’t turn them on. There’s a reason fluffers exist.)

20) How do you not let your penis define you?

It defined me from 18-25. Now I’m focused on everything else.

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