Film writers and directors have stepped up their game in 2019. They’re giving the people what they want: more sex. Yes, of course, sexy movies have existed since the dawn of the silver screen, but this year, they’re just piling on films that ooze sex. That’s why we found it necessary to compile a list of some of the sexiest movies that came out this year. Ones that really went over the top with sex—in some cases, just pure gratuity.
These are the hottest, sexiest movies of 2019 so far. You’re welcome in advance.
1) She’s Just A Shadow
A modern take on the gangster drama, She’s Just A Shadow is all unnecessary orgies and ultraviolence. The film follows the lives of a gorgeous Japanese madam and her ladies, a psychotic serial killer, and Tokyo gangsters. They’re all at war with each other, struggling to survive. The film is action-packed, over-the-top, and did I already say orgies?
You knew this was going to be on the list. The scene where we meet Jennifer Lopez, and she strips for all the customers in the club, has to be one of the hottest strips in the history of all strips. Constance Wu kills it, too.
There’s a hot sex scene with Matthew McConaughey and Anne Hathaway. That’s it. That’s the sell. Is the film good? I have no idea, but what I can tell you is that I saw a bootleg version of that sex scene and I want in. I mean, it has two of the sexiest and most talented actors of our generation passionately making hot and sweaty love. I want to be smack dab in the middle of them. Christmas is coming up. Now you know what I want.
As we approach the next decade, I wish for two things: a resurgence of flapper girls (2020 marks a centenary!) and more gay sex on the big screen. While there aren’t any flapper girls in Rocketman, there is an extremely hot and extremely gay sex scene between Taron Egerton and Richard Madden.
5) Someone Great
The Netflix original about millennial, female friendship is a feel-good cute film. It made the list because there’s a sex scene (well, two, technically) with Britney Snow. She plays Blair, who serves girl-next-door vibes, but is also extremely uptight. (The role Snow plays in everything.) But there’s this hot scene where she’s finally letting loose, and well, she gets the D. She gets the D real good.
6) One Upon a Time in Hollywood
GQ recently profiled Brad Pitt and one thing became extremely evident: He’s still got it. Pitt had it, and he decided, no, I’m not going to give this up. I will forever have it. I am sex personified in a single human being. His shirtlessness in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is reason enough to see the movie.
You know when you’re having a creative block as an artist so you decide to do something a little wild to help you get past it? That’s what happens to Dezzy (played by Dora Madison) in Bliss. Only instead of taking a trip to a cemetery to contemplate life, she goes on a bender filled with sex, drugs, and murder. Does it help her pass the artistic block? Who cares? There’s sex.
8) Velvet Buzzsaw
This satire of the art world features Jack Gyllenhaal gettin’ it as a bisexual art critic. Jake Gyllenhaal is like catnip to queer men and women alike. In this film, he gives both the boys and girls something to think about.
OK, again for transparency, I’m going to tell you I didn’t see this film in its entirety. Considering the movie is based off a book of One Direction fan fiction, I’m actually shocked I didn’t see it. To be honest, I’m even more shocked I didn’t write the original fan fic. That said, I did see the sex scene (YouTube really needs to get better at taking down these videos quicker), and it’s not super hot. It’s more of a tender love-making scene, but if you like seeing that intimacy, then After is for you.
Midsommar is, hands down, the most most beautifully shot film of 2019. Period. While the plot of this horror film makes no sense whatsoever, it doesn’t matter because it has one of the funniest and, yeah, I’ll admit it, weirdly arousing sex scenes in motion picture history. If you’ve seen it, you know what I’m talking about. If you haven’t, I’m not going to spoil it, because shit, it’s bizarre as all hell.
This article originally appeared on Men’s Health