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7 People Reveal Their Worst One Night Stand Experiences

Gone are the days of traditional dates—walking up to the girl’s front door with a bouquet of flowers in your hand and taking her out to a fancy dinner. These days, hookups are de rigeur. Someone catches your eye at a bar or a party, you guys get to know each other a little bit, and before you know it, you’re sharing an Uber back to her place. Sometimes you have an awesome night – sometimes you’re surprised you lived to tell the tale.

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If you’ve experienced the latter, you’re not alone. One Reddit user posed the question, “What is your worst experience of waking up after a one night stand?” and a lot of people responded.

Here are seven of the weirdest, most awkward one night stands that will make you thank your lucky stars that none of them happened to you—hopefully.


“Waking up and being asked to leave, and then going outside to find my car was towed. Then having to go back inside and wait…” —Leannor


“Woke up between a young married couple I met at the bar the night before. I spent the morning awkwardly being shown their wedding photos from just three weeks prior. When it was time to politely jet, I couldn’t find my other sock, at which point the husband excitedly shouts, ‘souvenir!'” —Snapcrackleburp

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“Woke up on the other side of London pretty happy with myself… until I realized all I had to wear was a tiger onesie, no shoes, no T-shirt. Just boxers and a tiger onesie. Going through London rush hour in a tiger onesie with the remains of tiger face paint was interesting.” —Ohsh1timatiger


“Woke up next to my one night stand. She had pissed the bed. There were a total of 9 people in the house only the 2 home owners knew each other. Everyone else were total strangers. Come to find out I’m in a different state which to be fair is only, like, two hours away from where I live. I had to sit around in piss-soaked clothes with a bunch of strangers while my friend came and picked me up. He made me put on a trash bag in his car.” —gen3stang

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“I woke up and went outside to call an Uber home after hooking up with this girl and going back to her house one night. Turns out her dad is an Uber driver, and guess who was his first customer of the day? Hands down the most awkward car ride I have ever experienced.” —sid_reed


“Met a guy and ended up at his place, had what I thought was a good time and decided to add him on Twitter when I woke up the next morning. He had spent the whole night complaining about me, and wishing he could have kicked me out right after we had finished.” —Itsobvs


“When you wake up and see her copying all your mates’ numbers into her phone…” —Tennents_N_Grouse

A version of this article originally appeared on Menshealth.com

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